Mary Birdsong - Latest Comments

Re: DOWNWARDLY MOBILE & PROUD: upfront update

C. Brian Smith — Sat, 12 May 2012 15:28:55 -0000

Best job I never had.

Re: Clint Eastwood- Home Furnishings Vigilante? Or Closet Neurotic!?

David — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 18:58:57 -0000

This situation is very simple. Clint Eastwood is a brand. That brand has value. The manufacturer didn't get permission. The owner legally exercised his right to protect the brand and a living persona's image.

Dramatic as it may seem, the same legal actions are performed daily by Cheerios, Ford, Florida orange juice, McDonald's and Boeing. Failures of brand protection are Xerox, and Kleenex. Both fall into general issue for generic photocopiers and facial tissue. On the other hand Google benefited from brand degradation, as now an internet search often is spoken "just Google it".

Clint Eastwood doesn't want that brand affiliation. Imagine someone's saying "gimme a Clint Eastwood" when they really desire an western design ottoman. Not cool!

Re: Clint Eastwood- Home Furnishings Vigilante? Or Closet Neurotic!?

Mckell — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 23:37:21 -0000

LMAO!!

Re: The Gingrich Who Stole Christmas? Or the Santa Clause This Country Needs?

Topi — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 05:31:05 -0000

Newt is the best Santa Obama can hope for - a gift that keeps on giving.

Re: The Gingrich Who Stole Christmas? Or the Santa Clause This Country Needs?

Anne — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 06:11:56 -0000

Love it!

Re: BIRDSONG ARRESTED @ HOLLYWOOD PREMIERE FOR CARRYING CONCEALED CHAKRAM! EXILED FROM AMPIPHOLIA!

JIM DONOVAN — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 22:34:31 -0000

Why you bronzed bimbo! LOL.

Happy to see ya tonite. Just found out an old musician friend in LA died from heroin. Why the hell would anyone try that crap game? Nobody wins it.

Ya look great and happy!

Keep on smilin'!

Re: Qumran- on a Kindle®? The Dead Sea Scrolls go Digital

GratefulDeadSeaScrolls — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 11:06:52 -0000

Love the post Mary. But I believe the ancient Samarians read the Dead Sea Scrolls on their iPhones as well. However, their neighbors, the Canaanites, were a strictly Android-based civilization and, as such, forswore Apple technology.

Re: BICOASTAL GLAMOUR SECRETS!

99centwhore — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 23:59:25 -0000

but of course!!

Re: BICOASTAL GLAMOUR SECRETS!

Tom Cutler — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 23:56:49 -0000

Yes, but do you have someone to BOX and SHIP the stuff you need when you get back to where you're going and remember you left it at the last place...?

Re: BICOASTAL GLAMOUR SECRETS!

Tom Cutler — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 23:55:36 -0000

Yes, but do you have someone at either end who can BOX and SHIP the things you'll need when you get back to NY or LA and remember you don't have them...?

Re: Reno 911 Cops to Resurrect, all Jesus-Like? (Hint: Netflix = Heavenly Father)

Stephen Hanulec — Sat, 08 Oct 2011 11:37:03 -0000

YAY!, maybe.
I got me that Netflix.

Re: Reno 911 Cops to Resurrect, all Jesus-Like? (Hint: Netflix = Heavenly Father)

Jimshine — Sat, 08 Oct 2011 06:26:59 -0000

That is the one thing that would get me to open a Netflix account.

Re: Vitamins… EXPLOSIVE health? Or tiny EXPLOSIVES?!

carla — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 19:13:49 -0000

Thank God your safe! I would just lob the whole damn thing at Sarah Palins gun collection...while she's cleaning them. If the bomb explodes...well...it WAS a bomb. If not, she can enjoy all the health & vitality that was intended for you, and we can take a couple of those horse pills and stick them in our ears. I assume she brays even louder when she's feeling good!

Re: Pills… & a Prize!!!

Stephen Hanulec — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:40:49 -0000

Antidote

Re: My Mom’s Rave Review: Religulous

David — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 09:00:11 -0000

That's wonderful. I think he'll get it if she uses the address Bill Maher c/o Hollywood, USA. That should do it.

Re: My Mom’s Rave Review: Religulous

Farmbeachgal — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 08:40:52 -0000

Oh. My. God.

Re: My Mom’s Rave Review: Religulous

bridget white — Sun, 31 Jul 2011 16:54:09 -0000

your Mom.....so sweet - I totally remember her voice
Thanks for sharing
Bridget

Re: BRITS SAY ODDS OF ELVIS CRASHING UFO INTO NESSIE “NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE.”

Stephen Hanulec — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 21:11:29 -0000

They're hacking Nessie's phone to skew the odds

Re: YouTube – TALES

Jon Eric — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 21:40:35 -0000

saw the show on July 9th

you were the best performer!

Re: Dorothy- Breaking & Entering??

JonEric — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 22:11:25 -0000

Mary, having been a transplant here for quite awhile , SF is just like that, go with it and have fun, we are happy to have you in our midst. Wish you well with the show!

Re: (It’s) Stranger On A Train

99centwhore — Sun, 03 Apr 2011 13:15:52 -0000

don't know if i already replied to this, but regardless-- thank you! always great to hear from a cool fan. :-)

Re: HOW “FEELIN’ GOOD” ARE YOU???

Cjdias72 — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 17:40:51 -0000

"I’d like to see him back up his controversial claim by undergoing rigorous scientific testing" - I laughed hard at that.

Re: Reading Fan Mail… in a bikini.

Bkbatts — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 09:07:16 -0000

Teaser !!

Re: (It’s) Stranger On A Train

Josh — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 21:50:11 -0000

Wow.... What a jackass. A man's mouth can be his worst enemy....I came across your website kind of by accident from looking up the cast members of Reno911 on wiki and i gotta say that you've gained a new fan. I thought you were really funny on that show and because of the character you played, i didnt realize you were such a KNOCKOUT!!! I also dig your music and your blogs are really clever so ill probably be checking it out pretty regularly. Anyways, thanks for the laughs and i gotta say, honestly, that NOTHING about your fine self says "older woman" to me. Period.

Re: Comic-con? Heck no! I’m at Calm-a-con!

Colin — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 01:36:21 -0000

i care mrs. birdsong.
i care.